Dead Money

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Tuesday, December 21, 2004

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No 3 Year Wait



A date has been set!

Not soon enough, but it's coming!!

Sunday, December 05, 2004

Please just forget the money and fix it!

SI.com - NCAA Football - Bowl Schedule - 2004-05 - Sunday December 5, 2004 6:17PM

Again the BCS will fail to pick a real National Champion!

4 undefeated teams, only 2 get shots at the Championship?

Auburn goes undefeated in the toughest conference and wins the conference title game and doesn't get to play in the big game?

Utah, a non BCS team, gets invited to a BCS bowl?

Please just fix it!

Thursday, December 02, 2004

The Best Just Get's Better!

maXair, Thrill Rides, Inside The Park, Cedar Point

Cedar Point has the BEST coasters of any amusement park. They now have more thrill rides than any other park.

Cedar Point is the Ultimate Thrill Park!

Twas the Night Before Spurrier

'Twas the night before Spurrier, and throughout the Southeast Every
creature sat silent, lest he 'waken the Beast. The "Beast" was
Carolina, who they all knew was dormant But whose rumblings were were
stirred by a Lispy Informant

"My offspring", he noted, "would have been a prime pick." "cause to
work with my boy has sure been a kick." "Since the the ultimate call
is not mine to make," "McGee's is the choice we'll all have to take.

"I aroused the true nature of the creature at hand"
"But I'll now pass my whistle to another good man."
At the news of this passing, many creatures were aghast, In the
knowledge that their days at the top would soon pass.

The Gators all trembled with jealousy and fright, While the hicks up
in Knoxville drew their sisters up tight. And the poor little
puppies, knew not what to do. So they ran 'round in circles and they
ate their own poo. The commodores and wildcats both wanted to matter,
but their weak little bluster was nothing but clatter.

Now those from The West weren't the least bit distraught, til after
awhile came a sobering thought, "In the past, when we've faced a
beast from the east, Carolina, it seemed, was one of the least."

Now Tigers are shaking and Pachyderms too, While Bulldogs and Rebels
have a case of the blues.
And the blind little piggies will root for a Nutt, Knowing Coach
Spurrier will soon kick their Butt.

Now, when the Ol' Ball Coach has feasted on these, He'll turn his
attention to an upstate disease.
He won't come by chimney, 'cause they most live in trailers And
stockin's are foreign to folks without tailors.

He'll give them their goodies in Ol' Billy Brice, And again for good
measure in Cowtown to be nice.
Since they'll have not a hearth, and their feet will be bare, He'll
hang half a hundred on their ass to be fair.

Said Merry Ol' Lou as he rode into the sunset, "May your tee shots be
straight and you irons well-met." "I'll follow the Gamecocks through
future success," "'Cause I know in my heart I gave it my best."

Go Cocks!