Twas the Night Before Spurrier
'Twas the night before Spurrier, and throughout the Southeast Every
creature sat silent, lest he 'waken the Beast. The "Beast" was
Carolina, who they all knew was dormant But whose rumblings were were
stirred by a Lispy Informant
"My offspring", he noted, "would have been a prime pick." "cause to
work with my boy has sure been a kick." "Since the the ultimate call
is not mine to make," "McGee's is the choice we'll all have to take.
"I aroused the true nature of the creature at hand"
"But I'll now pass my whistle to another good man."
At the news of this passing, many creatures were aghast, In the
knowledge that their days at the top would soon pass.
The Gators all trembled with jealousy and fright, While the hicks up
in Knoxville drew their sisters up tight. And the poor little
puppies, knew not what to do. So they ran 'round in circles and they
ate their own poo. The commodores and wildcats both wanted to matter,
but their weak little bluster was nothing but clatter.
Now those from The West weren't the least bit distraught, til after
awhile came a sobering thought, "In the past, when we've faced a
beast from the east, Carolina, it seemed, was one of the least."
Now Tigers are shaking and Pachyderms too, While Bulldogs and Rebels
have a case of the blues.
And the blind little piggies will root for a Nutt, Knowing Coach
Spurrier will soon kick their Butt.
Now, when the Ol' Ball Coach has feasted on these, He'll turn his
attention to an upstate disease.
He won't come by chimney, 'cause they most live in trailers And
stockin's are foreign to folks without tailors.
He'll give them their goodies in Ol' Billy Brice, And again for good
measure in Cowtown to be nice.
Since they'll have not a hearth, and their feet will be bare, He'll
hang half a hundred on their ass to be fair.
Said Merry Ol' Lou as he rode into the sunset, "May your tee shots be
straight and you irons well-met." "I'll follow the Gamecocks through
future success," "'Cause I know in my heart I gave it my best."
Go Cocks!
creature sat silent, lest he 'waken the Beast. The "Beast" was
Carolina, who they all knew was dormant But whose rumblings were were
stirred by a Lispy Informant
"My offspring", he noted, "would have been a prime pick." "cause to
work with my boy has sure been a kick." "Since the the ultimate call
is not mine to make," "McGee's is the choice we'll all have to take.
"I aroused the true nature of the creature at hand"
"But I'll now pass my whistle to another good man."
At the news of this passing, many creatures were aghast, In the
knowledge that their days at the top would soon pass.
The Gators all trembled with jealousy and fright, While the hicks up
in Knoxville drew their sisters up tight. And the poor little
puppies, knew not what to do. So they ran 'round in circles and they
ate their own poo. The commodores and wildcats both wanted to matter,
but their weak little bluster was nothing but clatter.
Now those from The West weren't the least bit distraught, til after
awhile came a sobering thought, "In the past, when we've faced a
beast from the east, Carolina, it seemed, was one of the least."
Now Tigers are shaking and Pachyderms too, While Bulldogs and Rebels
have a case of the blues.
And the blind little piggies will root for a Nutt, Knowing Coach
Spurrier will soon kick their Butt.
Now, when the Ol' Ball Coach has feasted on these, He'll turn his
attention to an upstate disease.
He won't come by chimney, 'cause they most live in trailers And
stockin's are foreign to folks without tailors.
He'll give them their goodies in Ol' Billy Brice, And again for good
measure in Cowtown to be nice.
Since they'll have not a hearth, and their feet will be bare, He'll
hang half a hundred on their ass to be fair.
Said Merry Ol' Lou as he rode into the sunset, "May your tee shots be
straight and you irons well-met." "I'll follow the Gamecocks through
future success," "'Cause I know in my heart I gave it my best."
Go Cocks!
posted by paul g @ Thursday, December 02, 2004
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