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Friday, November 18, 2005

The Hype, The Anticipation, The Disappointment

J.K. Rowling is among the greatest storytellers. Her stories involve endless layers of character relationships, plot twists, and foreshadowing. I've read or listen to each of her books at least 3 times, and each time I find something new--another character trait, a new sub-plot, or a new clue.

Is it too much to ask that some of that be transferred to the movies?

With each new book the story becomes more complicated (and the books longer). But yet the movies are getting shorter and shorter. From the 309 page Sorcerer's Stone we saw a 152 minute film. Now with Goblet of Fire's 734 pages we were shown just 157 minutes, with over 10 minutes of ending credits.

Goblet of Fire is by far my favorite book. The story just has unending action and drama from the Quidditch World Cup to the return of He Who Must Not Be Named. And then it has the best plot twists with Rita Skeeter being an animagus, Hargid being a Giant, Moody being Barty Crouch, Junior, Dumbledore fighting with Fudge. Wow, at least the audience of the movie at least get to see the Moody twist. The others just fell on the editing room floor.

I know you can't include everything on screen, but at least hit the major plot points! Take a page from Peter Jackson and release a 3 hour movie followed by 4+ hour DVD's.

This is the greatest literary series ever, and the movies are turning out to be just average Hollywood flicks.

Here's a list of things left out of the movie:
-Molly Weasley
-The Dursley's
-Winkie
-Dobby
-Bellatrix Lestrange (my favorite villain)
-Hagrid being half Giant
-Rita Skeeter being an animagus
-The parting of the ways with Dumbledore and Fudge
-SPEW
-The actual Quidditch World Cup Match
-The death of Barty Crouch Junior
-The story of how Wormtail found Voldemort

Now how about some things that were wrong in the movie.

Where is the smooth, calm, fatherly, wise Dumbledore? The Dumbledore in Goblet of Fire looks like a hobo with his shaggy hair and dirty, grungy robes. And he acts like a mad dictator toward the students. Dumbledore physically shakes Harry and demands he answer whether or not Harry submitted his name to the Goblet. This is totally out of character for Dumbledore! In Book 6 Dumbledore restrains Umbridge from touching one of his students, but all the time remains calm! Then in several scenes Dumbledore is shown screaming at the school!

Continuing with this more violent Hogwarts, Snape is shown abusing Harry and Ron by slapping them with his hand and books.

The very first scene of the movie told me that JK was not very involved in the production. As Frank Bryce approaches Voldemort, Barty Crouch Jr. kneels before him and calls him Voldemort! First what is Barty Crouch Jr. doing in this scene! Why does he need to be there? And then to address him by his name? The Death Eaters are scared of the name and will barely make eye contact. Let alone address him so casually.

Then we reach the climax of the movie--the maze. I was looking forward to seeing Harry battle against the giant spider, the blast ended screwts, and the Sphinx. But the movie's maze didn't have any magical creatures or enchantments. It was little more than a foot race to the Tri-Wizard Cup.

On the positive side, the graveyard scene lived up to the hype. In fact that scene almost makes the rest of the film tolerable. Ray Fienes is a great villain! Volemort's return was one of the best scenes of the series.

With just 3 movies to go I hope JK decides to become more involved in the movie production! Otherwise we're likely to see the longest book reduced to an hour long TV movie of the week.

2 Comments:

  • At 10:10 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Nice review.

    I have not seen the movie yet but have heard some of your criticisms and faults from other sources. It is hard to make a 700 page novel into a 2 ½ hour movie but you do have to ask yourself why certain choices were made. Maybe they will release a longer version with missing scenes when it comes out on DVD but I doubt it.

    One of my biggest problems with what I have seen, as you pointed out, is the characterization of Dumbledore. I actually thought that Michael Gambon was better in the role than Richard Harris but his portrayal in this movie leaves me wondering. I think that they are going for a more strict boarding school type approach but they have gone in the wrong direction with Dumbledore. Harry and Dumbledore should not have an adversarial relationship, especially since they rely on each other so much in the following books.

     
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